Bob Barker sneering is not a pretty sight. His genuine disgust is enough to keep me on the straight and narrow for the rest of my life, no joke! I have failed to blog about my hilarious children and awesome job since I switched schools and became a Lion. Unacceptable. Thank you Bob for setting me upon the path of blogging righteousness…can I spin the wheel now?!
Anyway, the transition to OHS has been awesome. I have a wonderful AP, fabulous co-workers who I actually get to collaborate with, and some sassy-a$$ kiddos. God love ’em. I think the kids have finally adjusted to my style of teaching and have accepted the fact that I am not going anywhere. I had one kid ask me if I would be leaving, and I told him I was staying for the rest of the year JUST to harass him. Fool thinks he’s gonna shake me that easily? Please.
All that to say that I love my job! 🙂 Also, here are some quotes that I have scrounged up from the last month or so…
Student: “Are those your real eyes?”
student: “No way. No they’re not.”
me: “You’re right.”
Student: “Are you trying to be a teacher?”
me: “Sweetie, I am a teacher. I’ve been one for seven years.”
Student: “What kind of teacher are you?”
me: “A damn good one.”
me: “Who can think of a word association for carnal(sexual appetite)?”
student: “Carnival, since you want to ride the rides over and over again!”
Saved the best for last. You’re welcome. 🙂